10 Things You Learned from Snowpocalypse 2014

Chipper

1. You know what you look like as an eskimo.

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2. You don’t have enough earmuffs, hats, scarves, gloves, SOCKS, snowboots…

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3. If you don’t have salt, cat litter, or a shovel in the trunk, random burly men who will push your car are angels from heaven.

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4. That Papa Johns and Sam Adams box you didn’t throw out will save the day when your tires won’t grip on ice–slip them under the tires to cover the ice.

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5. Who needs lanes? You drove without them when they were covered by snow by lining up behind traffic lights.

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6. A pizza pan makes an awesome sled.

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7. Maybe you shouldn’t throw boiling water in the air to watch it freeze.

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8. Netflix and booze is all you need. (But you may have already known that.)

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9. Half of your Instagram friends made a Frozen character out of snow.

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10. 50-degree weather is beach weather.

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